February 2012
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thegirlwhowaitedx3:
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Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by...
becausebrainyisthenewsexy:
Harry Potter didn’t win.
Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch.
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
The people who run the Obama Tumblr are wonderful human beings.
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tanyabaxter:
Sometimes I just sit in my room and eat bread while listening to Express Yourself by Madonna because God is the only person who can judge me there. YOLO.
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queenhawthorne:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
crotchcrunchies:
if there’s ever a point in time where i don’t respond to your message it’s not that i’m ignoring you
it’s that i probably sat there for ten minutes trying to think of a decent response but eventually gave up because i’m bad at conversation
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sugarcubesandsecrets:
i was going to be a good student but the internet.
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Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as a tribute.
Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Peeta: You here to finish me off, sweetheart?
Katniss: Yup.
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ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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“The first time that Katniss has to go into the cylinder and she goes up into the...”
– Jennifer Lawrence on The Hunger Games (via maytheodds)
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I have a new theme
I like my new theme
I put this under a “read more” so you would come see my new theme
Ta-da!
If I have a crush on you you should have one back
that’s how it works in the movies
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Guess who has tickets to The Hunger Games?!
I’ll give you a hint
It’s me
Watchgodspeedtoyou:
never not funny